Other Craptions

It's not a racist display, we just couldn't fit the black ones through the door.

In an unrelated story, Paris Hilton was treated for a broken jaw at a hospital not two blocks away.

The one place bankers can go without feeling like the biggest dicks in the room.

I call it: "My fine-arts degree isn't worth dick."

The aliens received all of our spam emails, and decided to take the form that most interested us for their visit.

Some pinatas are filled with delicious candy. Others . . . aren't.

Sure, they were aggressive, but they didn't have any balls.

Still, I'd rather be here than in the asshole room

Yet they have a surprisingly limp handshake

The IRS Monument

No, sir, no batteries included.

"Yes, we have drinking fountains. But I should warn you, you have to fiddle with them to get them to work."

So....Freud was right.

You'll have to excuse my associates here, they're a bunch of dicks...

Now I see the sprinkler system.

The delegates from Kodos-V were quickly ignored as everyone else found them to be too cocky.

Don't cross the streams.

"Have a seat..."

You should see the Stalactites

Well, now we can try to plug the Gulf oil leak with all the dick jokes.

Disguising themselves as dicks to get into the BP shareholders meeting worked even better than they expected.

You had me at melon balls...

"Ah... Just another typical Art Gallery Opening -- A bunch of dicks, surrounded by a bunch of Suits..."

"And then we need to penetrate their-"....."John? Why do you keep saying penetrate?"

Yeah, keep your ass covered. Just in case.

When a critic asked the artist what inspired him to create such phallic imagery, the artist beat him up and called him a faggot.

Plaster of Penis

Apple Stores drop the pretense.

I'm surprised Cracked.com hasn't crashed yet with so many dicks jokes being submitted at once.

Whatever you do, don't rub these guys the wrong way!

You must be this loose to ride these rides.

Otherwise known as the Room of Inadequacy.

"Oh Lord, please do not condom them for what they do..."

I said this room needs a CLOCK...what did you think I said

I suddenly have the urge to buy a sports car.

C'mon, take a picture of me sitting on it! Please?

Condoms or Hefty bags... your call.

"This is the smallest one you have?" "Yes."

And for our next exhibit, we'll just be kissin' dudes

It's one tug for yes, forty-seven tugs for no.

Ribbed: for nobody's pleasure

Lickspittle Littlejohn sells phalli by the SuperStore.

If you go down to the woods today you're in for a BIG surprise

This is one museum where I hope the statues don't come to life.

Opening Night at the Trojan Museum.

Spelunking in the Art World by Winston Churchill and Pals...

Oh great, I'm caught in that Dickensonian nightmare -- AGAIN!

Due to massive budget cuts, The CIA was forced to debrief their agents right outside the Pentagon gift shop

No sense? And INSENSIBILITY? What a terrible time for such mayhem!