One man's tragic divine punishment is another man's playground.
If you keep playing on him something else will start to stick out of the sand.
Yeah, Titans don't skydive anymore.
Crap, I forgot my metal detector. Now I'll never find anything cool.
Still not impressed. Where's the cat that buried this thing?
Who says playtime can't be both fun AND creepy?
Women and children of mixed racial backgrounds trampling a larger-than-life man into the ground - nice metaphor for Mel Gibson's career.
We are privileged to behold this rare sight of a giant pedophile trying to disguise itself as a playground to attract its victims
He's a decent sculptor, he just can't do torsos to save his life.
I knew the oil spill would fuck up the beach somehow, but I had no idea it would be this bad.
Anguish and despair. Teach them early.
This is why you NEVER fall asleep around children.
The fun abruptly ended when the four Men in Black SUVs pulled up.
You should have seen it! The shark was this big.
Quick Sand -- Not-so-quick Giant...