Craptions Classics July 11, 2010

One man's tragic divine punishment is another man's playground.

yonks

Other Craptions

If you keep playing on him something else will start to stick out of the sand.

seannyb

Yeah, Titans don't skydive anymore.

yungblud21

Crap, I forgot my metal detector. Now I'll never find anything cool.

savinator

Still not impressed. Where's the cat that buried this thing?

LilMcGil

Who says playtime can't be both fun AND creepy?

Redway

Women and children of mixed racial backgrounds trampling a larger-than-life man into the ground - nice metaphor for Mel Gibson's career.

RodneyHardman

We are privileged to behold this rare sight of a giant pedophile trying to disguise itself as a playground to attract its victims

oskhen

He's a decent sculptor, he just can't do torsos to save his life.

savinator

I knew the oil spill would fuck up the beach somehow, but I had no idea it would be this bad.

ThePoop

Anguish and despair. Teach them early.

Ceveron

The fun abruptly ended when the four Men in Black SUVs pulled up.

Middle-Eighth

This is why you NEVER fall asleep around children.

yungblud21

Quick Sand -- Not-so-quick Giant...

Rhymenstein

You should have seen it! The shark was this big.

Heythatrhymes
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