Other Craptions

If you keep playing on him something else will start to stick out of the sand.

Yeah, Titans don't skydive anymore.

Crap, I forgot my metal detector. Now I'll never find anything cool.

Still not impressed. Where's the cat that buried this thing?

Who says playtime can't be both fun AND creepy?

Women and children of mixed racial backgrounds trampling a larger-than-life man into the ground - nice metaphor for Mel Gibson's career.

We are privileged to behold this rare sight of a giant pedophile trying to disguise itself as a playground to attract its victims

He's a decent sculptor, he just can't do torsos to save his life.

I knew the oil spill would fuck up the beach somehow, but I had no idea it would be this bad.

Anguish and despair. Teach them early.

This is why you NEVER fall asleep around children.

The fun abruptly ended when the four Men in Black SUVs pulled up.

You should have seen it! The shark was this big.

Quick Sand -- Not-so-quick Giant...

Pants under the Ground

He wasn't very strict, his kids walked all over him

And this is what happened to daddy, kids. The lesson is never leave mommy. Ever.

Son of the Beach

Everything he wants to scratch evades him.

He miscalculated on the dismount

Yeah I have trouble sleeping in too.

It sure is a nice tourist attraction. In a festive, overpopulated, no-place-to-park kind of way.

Drowning, not waving!

Curses! I will never take thee to the beach AGAINNNNN!

Not pictured: All the seagulls who turned the statue this color.

911: You got sand where?

We played a little prank on Zeuss after he fell asleep on the beach.

The Statue had never lost a blinking contest. He'd also never had kids jumping on his eyeballs.

After Doug finished sculpting, he decided he would start higher next time, so that most of it wouldn't end up underground.

This childrens play area made possible by funds donated by N.A.M.B.L.A

They Might Be Buried Giants

*yawn* Just five more millenia...

HELP! Call Aquaman!

Cleveland is hard at work crafting a replacement for LeBron.

The one place on Earth where you don't wanna be tall enough to ride.

Giant Man falls from sky; un-curious children walk on its face

It takes weeks for the Earth to digest it's prey, leaving it completely vulnerable to tourists.

LeBron James took this years loss pretty hard.

They blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!!!!!

The original plans for the park also included a fountain.

Hot enough for ya?

What the hell? Why doesn't he save the red one for last?!

At least it's not a giant woman. Captain Kirk would have wanted to seduce it.

Nothing enrages the gods like a foot tickling.

Shallow Grave of the Colossus

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth upon this nation, a new man. Conceived in liberty and buried in sand

Becoming one with the Earth again is not always pleasant.

Ok, seriously, who the hell thought this would be a good idea for a playground?

They were all stupefied, and decided that Sector 7 would be better off looking for robots.