Craptions Classics July 10, 2010

"I'm from your HMO. You the guy with the blocked colon?"

Redway

Other Craptions

I was underwhelmed to discover that all he does is make coffee

sybo

What Republicans think gay marriage will lead to, somehow.

dandaman

It didn't matter how many drills were attached to his body, Titanius still couldn't fill the hole in his heart

MrMcStupid

The Colonoscopy Bot: horrifically saving lives everywhere

metsfan

Drill Sergeants are fucking scary where I'm from.

yungblud21

Early models of the terminator were easy to spot.

ryanator

The "Toy Story" franchise has taken a very dark turn.

jrkinnard

"Honey! The babysitter is here!"

RodneyHardman

They all laughed at me in shop class, but we'll see who's laughing now!

Soltake

Despite his clever imagination, Ben was always going to be a rapist.

yungblud21

Those lifelike machine noises you hear are actually generated by Eddie Winslow from the Police Academy movies.

Redway

All it wants is love...maybe.

DH90

"We're off to see the wizard, the murderous Wizard of Oz!"

Rhymenstein

It's always easy to tell which parents helped their kids with their science projects.

Redway
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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