Other Craptions

Welcome to the I.R.S.

If your reflection lasts more than four hours, consult your physician.

If you stare at it too long, you'll be required to register as a sex offender.

Hello, and welcome to the National Proctology Institute! Our motto: "You Rectum, We Fix 'Em"....

Teabagger Party Headquarters

The Silver Surfer is a mean drunk.

The Year: 2546. Sir Mix A Lot University celebrates its bicentennial.

"Well, George, I got no freakin' clue what it is... but better get a picture of me with it anyway."

I think the sign is pretty clear. The delivery room is just up ahead.

Billy always said when he grew up, he wanted to waste tax payers money. As you can see, he's finally made his dream come true.

That reminds me - I have a doctor's appointment on Monday.

Meet the Death Star's little brother... The Murder Moon!

Yeah, it's nice and shiny now, but wait until Lindsay Lohan sucks all the chrome off that thing.

M. Night Shyamalan built this as a symbol to show us all where his ideas come from.

It is true that most inspiration comes from the Bathroom

Mel Gibson's attempt to pull his head out of his ass, is forever memorialized.

Let's NOT go in through the back door.

I can't help but think the IRS is just outright mocking us now.

The entrance to Bendover U. Their motto: "We know where to stick that liberal arts degree".

Now when douchebags say "I can see myself in that ass", they'll be factually correct.

We're no longer accepting submissions to the sculpture competition, because we already have a wiener.

"We decide what we spend your taxes on, NOT you."

Our ancestor, Chrome Magnon

Ok, who's the smart-ass who's been taunting Happy Fun Ball???

It certainly seems to attract stairs.

I would very much like to slap this. I'm not sure why.

Good Morning Goatse-corp, how may I direct your call?

The children were in tears after they saw the models for the upcoming live action spongebob squarepants movie directed my M. Night Shyamalan

Is this truly the cause "when the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie..."

You can't polish a turd. You can polish this statue. I just contradicted myself.

That's no moon.... acutally, that is DEFINITELY a moon...

Cleveland eventually got over it and built a statue to commemorate the size of LaBron James' balls.

The ant on the pedestal is well and truly fucked.

This is why I don't go to Japan anymore: I can never figure out how the public restrooms work.

The statue greeting visitors to the government building of Dropaduecechusetts.

I think this just made me pregnant!

Babydick U? According to gamers who yell at me on Xbox Live, this is where I graduated from.

Desperate for new theme ideas, Hasbro reveals it's latest "Innuendo-poly" game pieces...

You may not know it, but this sculptor is actually sending a message to the makers of "Twilight: New Moon"...

Interpretive Sign: Deliveries in Rear.

It is said it takes a lot of balls to build something so bold. I say it takes a lot of boldness to build something so balls.

R2 Doggy Style

Now we finally know what the hell Large Hadrons look like.

Nicolas Cage is finally awarded a Lifetime Achievement Razzie in the form of Francis Ford Coppola's licked-clean ass.

We all know the superstition about walking under a ladder... but what happens if you walk under THIS?

The Kegels Clinic.

For some people, hanging a pair of brass nuts off the back of your truck just doesn't annoy people enough.

The groundskeepers quickly learned not to polish the other side of the statue.

What did you expect for the world's tallest women to build in her front yard?