The answer to whether Mr. Freeze's girlfriend spits or swallows.
When the tears came Sally just closed her eyes. College wouldn't pay for itself
You can almost always tell when the groom has been allowed to choose the centerpiece.
Her stage name is Chandra Lear.
The most elaborate chirades clue in human history.
When this stops doing it for me, I'm really worried about the dark places my porn addiction will take me.
I'm still not tipping her any more than 10%
You know honey, if you put this much effort in to watching football we probably wouldn't be getting a divorce.
"My daughter is a doctor!" "Mine is an attorney!" "My daughter, she umm...puts things in her mouth and umm....well...you have to see it..."
This will go great with my slut table and slut chair.
Ma'am? You do realize this is an accounting job, yes?
"Really funny.... now make me dinner."
Larry Flynt's Thanksgiving centerpieces were always a big hit.
Very elegant...I'll take six of 'em.
Now would be a bad time to unleash the tickle monster.