Headline: Blueballs the Ride leaves another two customers unsatisfied, frustrated.
O2 molecules go great together until that asshole hydrogen shows up
I could never get into Asian porn.
Willy Wonka warned you not to chew that gum, but noooo...
Chinese lanterns, lit using actual Chinese.
Ikea China sells some interesting shit.
So this is what's in the Beyond section...
"Oompah loompah doopity doo, I'm gonna make a porno with you."
Rick Moranis stars in Disney classic "Honey I Blew Up My Balls"
In Shanghai, people are learning to make do with much smaller living spaces.
This is how they teach sex ed in Alabama
Fat people sex is awkward, even more so to watch.
"Okay, from here you need to head down the seminiferous tubules and travel to the seminal vesicles, then through the prostate gland and to the urethra. From there, you'll find a sock. There find a comfortable spot in which to die.
Awww isn't that cute? It's Sumo wrestler mating season!
That reminds me, time to schedule my prostate exam...