Other Craptions

O2 molecules go great together until that asshole hydrogen shows up

I could never get into Asian porn.

Willy Wonka warned you not to chew that gum, but noooo...

Chinese lanterns, lit using actual Chinese.

Ikea China sells some interesting shit.

So this is what's in the Beyond section...

"Oompah loompah doopity doo, I'm gonna make a porno with you."

Rick Moranis stars in Disney classic "Honey I Blew Up My Balls"

In Shanghai, people are learning to make do with much smaller living spaces.

This is how they teach sex ed in Alabama

Fat people sex is awkward, even more so to watch.

"Okay, from here you need to head down the seminiferous tubules and travel to the seminal vesicles, then through the prostate gland and to the urethra. From there, you'll find a sock. There find a comfortable spot in which to die.

Awww isn't that cute? It's Sumo wrestler mating season!

That reminds me, time to schedule my prostate exam...

Not all fairies are built like Tinkerbell.

"Wow, I do actually have the same allergy! How did you know?"

Can't sing? Can't juggle? Can't perform acrobatics? Cirque du Soleil still has a job for YOU!

Reason #107 why you should always pay close attention in Potions class.

Next on Discovery, we'll witness the ever elusive Blueberry Mating Dance.

Gary sat and watched the show, oblivious to even the most obvious signs of his sexual frustration.

If you burp after drinking Fizzy Lifting Drink, you'll slowly sink to earth. But for God's sake, don't fart.

These twin orbiting planets both just happen to have a really bizarre gopher problem...

In the 70s, there was a moment, a horrible and tragic moment, when bellbotoms went too far...

With this new invention, you'll always know where your kids are

Today's sperm are smart enough to stop and ask for directions.

They had the choice between a Lexus or this. They chose the safer of the two.

So you come around here much?

Japan's game shows still scare the crap out of me.

Fuck you Carl, scissors beats paper

With advertising campaigns like this, it's no wonder Boo Berry cereal is off the market.

No, Mr. Bubble, I expect you to die!!! Muh-hah-hah-hah-hah!!!

The Tea Party selects a new symbol.

Out of frame- A kid hiding in the bushes with a bow & arrow :-)

Yes, you were born on the night Neptune and The Moon made love. It is both amazing and creepy, Moonchild Palin.

When chastity belts just won't do

"No, no no no, you don't understand. When I say that my brothers don't understand soccer, I mean they REALLY don't understand soccer."

I see Neptune is taking directions from Uranus.

The party in The Huge Personal Boundaries Club could have been more successful.

They were like two blue peas in a pod...

Looks like our roommate is spelunking again... Sigh

Just in case you are aroused by this, here's my number...

Both men spent hours making embarrassing gestures until they discovered they were not in front of a giant mirror

Mitosis, the Musical

"Pardon me, do you happen to have any Wet Dream?"

Only China has the balls to do something like this.

Does EVERYTHING in Japan have to be about sex?

Thanks E-Harmony! (Don't you judge me.)

Blue Cross & Blue Shield open their first lunar office

My shrink suggested to try new things