Craptions Classics July 06, 2010

"Try and tip us up here, you fucking hicks!"

ChaseMitchell

Other Craptions

So, you think birds crapping on your car is a nuisance?

bcanders

I think I know a "Vegetarians Keep Out" sign when I see one.

Versus

The First Church of Texas doesn't make any more sense than the rest of the state.

jakflak

Oh????? Thats how you raise beef.....

shaf

The cows that didn't make it to the moon, and burst into flames in the atmosphere, are remembered here.

thathobo

The much more relaxing "Sunning of the Bulls"

savinator

A fine metaphor for my ex-girlfriends.

Mr.Excalibur

Like most country bars, you'll only find bitches and cows.

Versus

"Happy cows come from Stonehenge"

BrakShow

Texas: We suck at art.

yeahme

Apparently pastures have bad neighborhoods too.

Mr.Excalibur

The constellation 'Bovine' is hard to find, and even harder to forget.

jrkinnard

If PETA ads weren't so sexy, we wouldn't have to find more and more ingenious ways to terrorize cows.

bcanders

It's hard to make a joke about your own back yard...

metsfan
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