Other Craptions

So, you think birds crapping on your car is a nuisance?

I think I know a "Vegetarians Keep Out" sign when I see one.

The First Church of Texas doesn't make any more sense than the rest of the state.

Oh????? Thats how you raise beef.....

The cows that didn't make it to the moon, and burst into flames in the atmosphere, are remembered here.

The much more relaxing "Sunning of the Bulls"

A fine metaphor for my ex-girlfriends.

Like most country bars, you'll only find bitches and cows.

"Happy cows come from Stonehenge"

Texas: We suck at art.

Apparently pastures have bad neighborhoods too.

The constellation 'Bovine' is hard to find, and even harder to forget.

If PETA ads weren't so sexy, we wouldn't have to find more and more ingenious ways to terrorize cows.

It's hard to make a joke about your own back yard...

Pretty much describes the struggle of Nature against Industry to a T, hmmm? Right? Anyone?.. Hello?

In Texas, this is known as a "personal ad".

We all know that cows lie down before it rains, but now we can finally see what they do before a flood.

Meat-up

And here we see a good example of how Texans attempt to attract a mate.

It seems cute, until it comes to life.

Cirque Du USDA

California cows are happy, and if they say otherwise...

I think their meat may just be a little too tough for me...

What are all my ex-girlfriends doing up there?

Easter in Oklahoma..........

Unsurprisingly, the sky bathroom had a longer line than the bushes.

It's allowed to park there, but you'd better have a damn good insurance

Somebody steered them wrong...

The steaks are high in this round...

and that dog at the end had inadequacy issues for the rest of his life.

Somewhere over the Rainbow, Bovine fly.

Early IPod commercials made precious little sense.

Well, we know a barbecue restuarant is in the opposite direction.

Light the Moo-norah! That'll be some good eating!

The farmer looked up in disbelief and shouted, "Hey, get down from there! Have you all gone mad?" And that is where Mad Cow Disease got its name from.

Cracked Photography Tip #1: Taking a photograph with backlight during magic hour will make sculptures look less ugly.

Next on Craption: Impossible...

I hope PETA will cool down a little, now that we made a monumental ode to the cow, made from their finest leather.

Great idea.. now what.

As long as we stay up here that clown cant put us in a happy meal …

When the dish ran away with the spoon, no one had any idea this would follow suit.

On second thoughts I think I'll pass on being buried in the family plot..

Not exactly what I expected when given two tickets to paradise...

In India, cow worship soars to new heights.

They told me to grab life by the horns, but there's no way I'm climbing up there!

Yeah, give me the cows that were high, I'm hoping for an interesting BBQ.

If you're into the stock market, it looks like cattle is up.

Up-skirt cow porn.

Worst parking spot ever.