Craptions Classics July 05, 2010

You know what I hate most about mowing the lawn? The screams.

bcanders

Other Craptions

All those tree huggers from the 60's are going to have a lot of explaining to do...

metsfan

After years of neglect, the lawn finally got up and walked away.

gnomeenthusiast

Never spread mulch on an Indian burial ground.

Diasdiem

Okay, BP. Mother Nature is finally coming to personally kick your ass.

nandf13

Zombies by Pottery Barn

yeahme

See? People were experimenting with terminators 1,000 years ago.

FourBitty

Honey, did you hire that emo art major to rake our yard again?

JoshFairbanks

I think we should maybe get out of here, this guy has been slowly approaching for an hour

yungblud21

Although many children were scarred for life, they finally kept off the damn lawn.

Cyril_Clunge

Somewhere, there are four hobos walking around with free scarecrow outfits

sybo

HBO's Deadwood as directed by Tim Burton

TheSicilian

Cracked Gardening Tip #1: Adding sculptures distracts from the fact that you're not taking care of your yard at all.

Bator

Get off my lawn, punk-ass birches.

savinator

Hello, you might remember me from your childhood nightmares, and your first trip on LSD, but today I'm here to inform you you've finally snapped!

unamerican
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