Craptions Classics July 04, 2010

It's a free country, but you get what you pay for.

MSphinx

Other Craptions

Outfit made in China. Coffee grown in Columbia. Attitude born in the USA.

RodneyHardman

Patriotism: It doesn't have to make sense.

TimboSlice

Happy Substance-dependence Day!

savinator

at some point this man rolled out of bed, put this on and thought: "hey, this is acceptable!" and walked outside. This worries me.

Fawkes13

The front says, "But only the USA has a dick this big!"

Julius_Goat

God damn it Jill! You said that you would wear it too! Now I just look stupid.

overunders

The much anticipated prequel to "Everybody Poops."

Shane?

Oh shit , the South rose again

mcpablo

somehow I don't think that this chick is going to let him prove his theory

iantendo

And America's butt is Mexico.

Phillip Parsons

Never good when the coffee in your hand costs more than the outfit you are wearing

mcpablo

"Steve wrote on my back again, didn't he?"

LilMcGil

And they say the tea party doesn't have any coherent statement to make.

Julius_Goat

Why you don't party on July 3rd.

FrankSterling
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