Other Craptions

Outfit made in China. Coffee grown in Columbia. Attitude born in the USA.

Patriotism: It doesn't have to make sense.

Happy Substance-dependence Day!

at some point this man rolled out of bed, put this on and thought: "hey, this is acceptable!" and walked outside. This worries me.

The front says, "But only the USA has a dick this big!"

God damn it Jill! You said that you would wear it too! Now I just look stupid.

The much anticipated prequel to "Everybody Poops."

Oh shit , the South rose again

somehow I don't think that this chick is going to let him prove his theory

And America's butt is Mexico.

Never good when the coffee in your hand costs more than the outfit you are wearing

"Steve wrote on my back again, didn't he?"

And they say the tea party doesn't have any coherent statement to make.

- "I'll give you my coffee if you guess what's written in the back of my suit" - "Mmm, Everything has a butt" - "Dammit"

For example, BP said that they were in control of the oil spill, BUTT...

Free your ass, and your mind will follow.

...and I'm America's

Why you don't party on July 3rd.

Coveralls and an American flag. Someone wants the world to know he just got his ITT Tech diploma in the mail.

He used his ass as a Mad fold-in.

To be honest, I think he's the true winner of this Craption Contest.

When a "kick me" sign just won't cut it

Nasa's new full body condom comes with terrible directions.

America, land of the free use of parentheses.

He wore that to church this morning.

20 bucks says he's ten seconds away from being slapped

Anybody else wanna send him up into space -- without a helmet?!

500 Billion Dollars of your tax payer money went to researching proof that everything has a butt.

Doesn't mean you get to shit everywhere though!

"It's a very sobering feeling to be up in space and realize that one's safety factor was determined by the lowest bidder on a government contract." - Astronaut Alan Shepherd.

So now we finally realize why the US is the But(t) of all jokes...

Detroit just couldn't afford fireworks this year

"Ya I feel that a blanket primary is an ineffective solution to the many problems that are inherent in the current system of voting."

You make a persuasive argument sir.

She may be "just off the boat", butt he ain't foolin' anyone...

Fair enough. In that case, no ifs or ands.

I pledge allegiance to that drunk dude over there...

....Just Like every night has its dawn, oh ...wait, how was it?

"You baby, wanna help raise my flag?" "(Sigh) Please stop bothering me."

I forget how many t's are in butt too. It's the American way.

His breath is about to make that woman collapse!

George W. Bush was all ready for a new "Mission Accomplished" photo op, but the warship never came.

It'd be way more patriotic if his entire outfit wasn't made in China.

"Yes, I did make this myself,"

We have been trying to smoke them out for years, but finally we found one way to get them all together in one area. Lynyrd Skynyrd Reunion tour.

Everything has a butt. But only a few, like that redhead, have a butterface.

Cracked dating tip #2: While talking to the opposite sex, not wearing something like this might increase your changes.

"Ladies and Gentlemen. This man, has no dick." - Bill Murray

This is the worst way to pick up chicks. But it works!