Craptions Classics July 03, 2010

So what just because we're both glowing mannequins we must know each other?

cthulud

Other Craptions

This is one man you would want to run into in a dark alley.

FrankSterling

Is that an icicle or are you just happy to see me?

yungblud21

Listen, I know your profile said you have a "glowing personality" but this.. This is just too far.

Hyponatremia

Dr. Manhattan's brother was certainly not as powerful as him. For instance he could only make one duplicate of himself. But at least he understood the concept of not having your dong out in the open.

Acalyris

"How would we even know if they are a member of the illuminati?"

FrankSterling

Light Man, his only weakness is blind people.

sidvoltaire

Dr Manhattan is capable of being his own wingman when picking up chicks.

ScottBeauchemin

Icy Dead People

Slainetara

The Matrix 4 is on its way, but this time Keanu is replaced by an actor which is both prettier and a much less wooden actor

oskhen

Indecent exposure...to uranium...

FrankSterling

who cares about what your dad says, our kids are gonna be the brightest in school, BANG!

B3ND3R

In Soviet Russia, you shine on lamp

B3ND3R

Damn genie, I said I wanted a NICE man!

yungblud21

Sex in the City 3: Dr. Manhattan in Manhattan

Redway
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