Other Craptions

This is one man you would want to run into in a dark alley.

Is that an icicle or are you just happy to see me?

Listen, I know your profile said you have a "glowing personality" but this.. This is just too far.

Dr. Manhattan's brother was certainly not as powerful as him. For instance he could only make one duplicate of himself. But at least he understood the concept of not having your dong out in the open.

"How would we even know if they are a member of the illuminati?"

Light Man, his only weakness is blind people.

Dr Manhattan is capable of being his own wingman when picking up chicks.

Icy Dead People

The Matrix 4 is on its way, but this time Keanu is replaced by an actor which is both prettier and a much less wooden actor

Indecent exposure...to uranium...

who cares about what your dad says, our kids are gonna be the brightest in school, BANG!

In Soviet Russia, you shine on lamp

Damn genie, I said I wanted a NICE man!

Sex in the City 3: Dr. Manhattan in Manhattan

When Amy said she'd found a man to light up her life, she meant it.

After Burning Man, Dry Ice Man was a welcome relief.

"Bros getting Iced" semi-finals.

Some Alien Invasions are less subtle than others...

"Hey baby, want to see my glow stick?"

I'm feeling light headed...

This new acne medication finally makes it so no one can see my blemishes.

When Sarah introduced her new boyriend to her parents, she was completely taken aback by her father's words: "Why the hell is he naked!?" It had never really crossed her mind.

"So this is why mom told me not to drink the shit in glow sticks,"

I TRIPLE-dog dare you to lick that pole

The remake of The Shining seemed to have a few errors in the plot.

What do you mean, "Am I fully functional?"

Gallant plays it cool with the ladies/Goofus is intrusive.

Just when you thought the hype was finally diminishing, people start making Twilight rip-offs.

twilight vampires, now with nocturnal sparkle..

I dont mean to sound racist but they all honestly look the same to me.

Uncle Fester just blew me. I'll be lit up all night.

Are you AC or DC? Not that it matters babe.

I don't think mixing human DNA with firefly DNA was such a good idea.

iLove lamp

"I know I'm a robot companion and you paid good money for me and all, but I still find you completely uninteresting; sorry"

Mary's friends could say whatever they wanted about her radioactive husband: she had never problems paying the electricity bill anymore.

God decides to show himself to North Korea "for the lulz".

The Iceman... Cometh!

I was going to say "It's not you it's me," but let's not kid ourselves.

Glow in the dark paint: good for raves, bad for public.

Sub-Zero's decoys were a perfect way to avoid clingy women.

"Ice" to meet you baby. Wanna go back to my place and "chill"?

This date was most certainly going to end with a glow job.

His real name is Larry Edelberg Diotte, or LED as he prefers to be called.

I guess I wont be able to go out with you tonight, you know..... I'm felling kinda blue

He disappeared mysteriously in the hot tub later that evening.

I for one welcome our new glowing overlords - as long as they let me read by them.

Tall, glow-in-the-dark, and handsome

"I am Xenu. Have you seen Thomas Cruise Mapother IV?"