Other Craptions

We've replaced Gary's shoes with maple syrup. Let's see if he notices!

Randolf Sanderson, inventor of the expression "shit happens", died on Tuesday from an acute attack of irony.

"Okay, okay! Here's your Klondike bar! What the hell is wrong with you?"

They still look and smell better than crocs...

Are you gelling?

Theres nothing worse than craptioning your pants

So that's what happens when you sneeze and fart at the same time.

Pictured: BP Executive Tony Hayword right after he heard about the Gulf spill.

When someone finally threw water on Madonna, everyone knew we were finally safe. We're finally safe.

"At least it got me out of the military,"

The original fate of Frosty the Snowman was too horrible for children

Bob was a real prick, but made up for it by having a delicious, soft, chewy, nuget center.

Colostomy bag fail.

Treebeard's cousin Treefeet wasn't nearly as intimidating.

Last time you tracked dog shit in on the rug, but this is ridiculous.

He thought it was the perfect murder, but Dirk never figured out how the cops tracked him through the snow so easily.

Sh-ooze.

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "I wouldn't want to be in his shoes" :-)

Nice shoes..... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

BP drops its drilling operation and takes on shoe design... with similar results.

He became ill whenever he thought back to Mrs. Butterworth's foot fetish party.

His shoes were merde in France...

Even Dr. Scholls thought this guy was fucked.

But other than that, I love my cats!

I guess it wasn't a fart....

Where will you be when diaherria strikes?

This is how I feel at family reunions

So can I get a handicap permit now?

Even Dutch clowns began to wonder why my mother took such shitty photographs.

Why is the floor so sticky all of a sudden?

Damn you Wal-Mart and your cheap Chinese products!

In the future, PETA will turn more and more into obnoxious leather melting trolls.

"Well, at least he CAN get wood," my wife said.

Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes, but in his case we'll make an exception.

"Last time I drink something I find in the labs' fridge."

This is what happens when the T-1000 rusts.

Looks like someone's getting an "F" in chemistry class!

"Yes, I'd like to make a return..."

The diarrhea look is in for summer.

I would have preferred getting cold feet.

Now people won't know I can't tie my shoes.

Zak'nor of Tau Ceti blew his cover when he became a male escort and was told to spread his legs.

SAPPY FEET!

Converse: Even in cases of de-molecularization, they still look good.

Momma always said 'Life is like a box of cho..' fuck!

This time portal sucks!

Looks like it's Lindsey Lohan's birthday again...

Alabama in July: Go outside in wingtips and they'll melt to the pavement!

After an hour or two too long in the sun, Pamela Anderson's body finally started to melt