Craptions Classics July 01, 2010

"It's 1006 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's noon, and we're covered in headless mannequins." "Hit it."

Waaaaaarg

Other Craptions

More like Sad Max if you ask me...

Backinblack

"As you can see it handles the curves nicely"

Lastnamelove

Most cars only have one set of headlights.

Diasdiem

This is perfect, cause no one will notice when you actually hit someone.

yungblud21

fucking cops only pulled me over because I'm black...

iantendo

I hardly noticed they replaced Megan Fox in the new Transformers film.

yonks

"Pimp my Ride" was one of the shows most affected by the recession.

dpollok

Escape from JCPenney

Waaaaaarg

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day... give a hippie a car and he'll fuck it up in five minutes

iantendo

Worst of all, the A/C is broke.

dpollok

No one was sure what Johnny's science project was, but he won 1st place.

blueicychill

Is this the salvation army's secret bad ass origin I haven't read about yet?

explosivo714

Thank god Jim remembered the Chandelier.They didn't want to look like a bunch of barbarians.

maxine.says

"Our town has run out of cocaine."

Exiasprip
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