"It's 1006 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's noon, and we're covered in headless mannequins."
More like Sad Max if you ask me...
"As you can see it handles the curves nicely"
Most cars only have one set of headlights.
This is perfect, cause no one will notice when you actually hit someone.
fucking cops only pulled me over because I'm black...
I hardly noticed they replaced Megan Fox in the new Transformers film.
"Pimp my Ride" was one of the shows most affected by the recession.
Escape from JCPenney
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day... give a hippie a car and he'll fuck it up in five minutes
Worst of all, the A/C is broke.
No one was sure what Johnny's science project was, but he won 1st place.
Is this the salvation army's secret bad ass origin I haven't read about yet?
Thank god Jim remembered the Chandelier.They didn't want to look like a bunch of barbarians.
"Our town has run out of cocaine."