Other Craptions

More like Sad Max if you ask me...

"As you can see it handles the curves nicely"

Most cars only have one set of headlights.

This is perfect, cause no one will notice when you actually hit someone.

fucking cops only pulled me over because I'm black...

I hardly noticed they replaced Megan Fox in the new Transformers film.

"Pimp my Ride" was one of the shows most affected by the recession.

Escape from JCPenney

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day... give a hippie a car and he'll fuck it up in five minutes

Worst of all, the A/C is broke.

No one was sure what Johnny's science project was, but he won 1st place.

Is this the salvation army's secret bad ass origin I haven't read about yet?

Thank god Jim remembered the Chandelier.They didn't want to look like a bunch of barbarians.

"Our town has run out of cocaine."

Sanford and Son: The apocalyptic years

"Do you know all the reasons I pulled you over?"

She always knew her wedding would be different.

Detroit, we just don't give a fuck anymore.

"It travels through time; only bad times though."

The wheels on the bus go what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck...

Hey! You're gonna wreck the suspension on that thing!

Every other motorist had no trouble seeing what were to become the two sweetest words in the English language: Clearance 6'

West Virginia Public Transit.

"Alright, Cracked employees, we only have the company car for the afternoon. Get out your cameras and find us something weird, gross, or tacky for Craptions."

You must be this high to drive this thing... and I don't mean tall...

Mannequins, lots of cloth, and people we'll never see/hear about again... Did they cancel Project Runway?

Garage bands should never attempt to recreate "Magical Mystery Tour"

"So then Mountain Girl was like, 'I don't know, it's still missing something,' and I was like, 'naked mannequin torsos?' And then we were just quiet for a second, because, like, we just knew . . . that was IT."

This year's model is equipped with torso bar suspension and dual overhead gams.

SUV: Somebody's Underwear Vehicle

Don't put anything over the headlights, Dave. Remember: safety first

It runs on teenage angst!

there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.

Left side of the car "flashes" you & the right side "moons" you!

I don't know where you put your penis, but they made lots of room for dicks.

(BEEP! BEEP!) "Your seat belt is dragging! Hey! Your seat belt!"

Muslim Rednecks.

Dale Earnhardt would not be proud of his son today.

48 hours later, they all drowned in the cement pond.

John's car was never pulled over after he started decorating it

Bumper sticker says "My other car is...well it's just this car without all this shit on it."

"Hi there! We'll be by to pick you up later!"

Walk away, just walk away, and I will spare your sanity

Sure, if you want to fuck a model, you drive a Porsche. But if you want to crazy, half-animal, mountain woman pussy, you better get you one of these babies.

well that was the worst getaway driver ever...

the four torsos of the apocalypse

The Taliban just isn't as scary as it used to be.

Excuse me, but we have a delivery for a Mr. Wile-E Coyote

"We were pretty popular while touring Japan. I don't know if it's part of a tradition, but guys kept throwing us sticky hankerchiefs."