Other Craptions

Ironically, he is playing Green Day.

Does anyone else have this weird feeling that if they don't buy peanuts right now something terrible will happen to their loved ones?

james cameron tried to kill the metal...

This right here? This is the opposite of a Kodak Moment.

Jeff went a little too far trying to disguise his blue balls.

"Each artist must follow their muse. Mine is Mr. Peanut."

Steve still hasn't noticed that we switched his spray on tan.

Dr.Manhattan became tired of being part of the Watchmen, yet he never grew tired of being naked.

We all feel blue from time to time.But we wear pants.

Now THAT is one bad peanut allergy!!

You think that's weird, you should see what he's strumming the strings with.

There are many possible reactions when someone yells, "show us yer nuts!" Here are all of them.

Wherever he stood, the monocle followed.

On second thought, let's not go to Times Square. It is a silly place.

When acting failed, Tobias turned to music. He sucked at that, too.

He's trying to match the sign. Don't ask where he painted the Mr. Peanut.

I'm still trying to figure out which is the nicest can.

Their eyes met...and formed one huge eye that could see in 4 directions.

I Am Legend.

Don't hold your breath for stardom...

I'm feelinn' the blues man, feelin' the blues and now I want some peanuts!

I'm assuming his balls are blue as well; proof that playing the guitar won't always get you laid.

"Okay, play it cool...pretend to play the guitar....act like you meant to paint yourself blue....try to hide the money bag...."

Never ever piss off your friend who works in the printing business.

James Cameron's Avguitar.

There are no buddies like nutty buddies.

Some rent boys are willing to satisfy VERY specific fetishes.

Dave Na'vi-arro.

It's probably pretty awesome if you can plug your hair into the guitar...

When the Blue Man Group went Intergalactic...

They are both looking at nuts

You laugh now, but when it's in 3D it'll make BILLIONS.

Afterthought: You're a horrible man, Mr. Peanut.

That tip of the hat will be the only tip he ever gets.

"Blue paint, guitar, horrified pedestrians, ache in my body for heroin, voices telling me to kill . . . Same old shit, different day."

Never order the bleu cheese in midtown.

The new ODAK films were a bit shit

Return to the Eternal Sonata

Colorblind: "Mr. Peanuts had to choose...whether to be a capitalist like a plebian plenary...or to be a socialist like Sid Barret's Pink Floyd."

The Blue Power Ranger really didn't know what to do with himself, once he left the team... Some would say, he went a bit nuts...

Mr. Peanut smiled broadly when he realized he was finally one of the cool kids: he had his very own stalker!

The Smurf Village was never the same after they legalized gambling.

Sugar Plum fairy came and hit the streets. Playing for Peanuts and a place to eat.

Blue Ray player

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Dude, if you wanted to sing an anti-Disney protest song with your buddy, you're about a week too late.

blah, blah, blah...blue into town...blah, blah, blah

Soon the movie line for Avatar across the street would be scarred for life

After another evil human corporation had arrived, things started to REALLY go downhill for the Na'vi