Craptions Classics June 29, 2010

I can't believe colored people still can't catch a cab in New York.

ChaseMitchell

Other Craptions

Ironically, he is playing Green Day.

Mynamesnotwitty

Does anyone else have this weird feeling that if they don't buy peanuts right now something terrible will happen to their loved ones?

metsfan

james cameron tried to kill the metal...

explosivo714

This right here? This is the opposite of a Kodak Moment.

Joey_09876

Jeff went a little too far trying to disguise his blue balls.

LilMcGil

"Each artist must follow their muse. Mine is Mr. Peanut."

jrkinnard

Steve still hasn't noticed that we switched his spray on tan.

ZAZL

Dr.Manhattan became tired of being part of the Watchmen, yet he never grew tired of being naked.

ThePoop

We all feel blue from time to time.But we wear pants.

brokenhorn

Now THAT is one bad peanut allergy!!

Thomas Calnan

You think that's weird, you should see what he's strumming the strings with.

fistoffury

There are many possible reactions when someone yells, "show us yer nuts!" Here are all of them.

savinator

Wherever he stood, the monocle followed.

Roscoe

On second thought, let's not go to Times Square. It is a silly place.

Backinblack
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