Other Craptions

Pestilence completely ruined the Apocalpyse by refusing to leave his private jet and ride forth with the other three horsemen.

Fitting a fifth propeller inside the plane turned out to be a bad idea.

Impossibly, the desert was catching up.

George Bush's plan for foreign aid: Dump Kool-aid mix into the ocean.

The DC 580s are great planes. Their only drawback is they'll tend to "ink" if startled.

The Red Cross needed that blood and jim was damned if the sky vampires were gonna get it.

NOT ONLY is this a terrible pun, Stanley, but you're actually painting the town ORANGE, you idiot.

The Kool-Aid Man joins the Mile High Club. OH YEAH!

Although shot down, Captain "Balls" Jones was later commended for writing "LOL! Nice stinger missile. Here comes a platoon of tanks :P" in the Afgan sky before ejecting.

"Sand."
"Sand?"
"Sand. The Iraqis Wont Know What Hit 'em"

Jim the co-piolet thought rapid decompression would be an awsome joke to play on the passengers.

Being sucked into the engines of a jet plane was just too good a death for Carrot Top.

No one would ever again laugh at Chef Mario for not using enough paprika.

The Ulster Defence Association air force attack Dublin in retaliation for the Greening of Belfast

And with a mighty scream of "Dye! Dye! Dye!" Corporal Smith let the enemy have it.

Among the gifts Elmo received was a toy propeller plane, which he would hold aloft while making swooping noises, gently masturbating with his free hand.

It was just plain mean of the UN to drop tons upon tons of chili powder on Somalia, considering Somalia had no food for the chili powder to go with.

It was quite usual for American pilots to confuse poison gas with their sons poster paints.

This picture is so fake. The propellers on the plane aren't even moving.

One might think that planes that bleed was taking Artificial Intelligence a little too far.

"Well, it could be worse."
"How so?"
"There could be snakes... on this plane."

The common sand wave lies in wait of planes then pounces on the hapless thing. Its camoflouge conceals it perfectly and it can give chase at up to 120mph. Many have been devoured by the animal.

Superman realised, too late, the disadvantage of flying across comercial flight lines...