Craptions Classics June 25, 2010

This is what happens when the generation who grew up with Mario Cart get their engineering degrees.

Julius_Goat

Other Craptions

"Because fuck shoveling my driveway, that's why."

Julius_Goat

Finally, a solution to tailgating.

yungblud21

You kids shut up back there, I WILL battle the laws of physics in a futile attempt to turn this thing right around.

savinator

If I wanted a car whose rear end bursts into flames, I'd drive a Ford Pinto!

Diasdiem

You should see the bong we installed in the VW van.

savinator

So this guy is basically compensating for having a vagina right?

metsfan

Wile E Coyote finally gave up on catching the roadrunner and just decided to run the bastard down once and for all.

jakflak

"Just try and put a banana in this tailpipe -- ASSHOLE!!"

Rhymenstein

The German space program.

jtklove

An engine like that renders brakelights pretty much useless, don't you think?

Versus

Thanks VWiagra...

bubblebrain

Prick probably still won't signal

yungblud21

Goes from 0 to Mach 1 in the time it takes you to read this.

Versus

Traffic Cop- "No, I stopped you because there's no license plate"

sagittarius1203
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