Craptions Classics June 24, 2010

It sucks when one Siamese twin dies much earlier than the other.

GaseousClay

Other Craptions

Reading Twilight to Guantanamo prisoners turned out to be the best torture of all.

Versus

North Korean students are subject to a strict "learn to read or die trying" curriculum.

mackmaven

The legbone connects to the thighbone, the thighbone connects to the Wing Chung. . . wait a damned minute!

Julius_Goat

The Grim Reaper did some artful nudes early in his career.

savinator

"I'm sorry, according to North Korean health standards your mother is completely healthy."

mackmaven

Most people keep their skeletons in their closet, but Chan here likes to take his out on dates.

Backinblack

China's one-child policy led to some strange friendships.

Mothra24

The least effective before-and-after diet photos in advertising history.

jrkinnard

It wasn't until the film developed that anyone believed in Jao's imaginary friend.

Roscoe

Never order ribs in a Chinese restaurant.

Kelly Robinson

It might look like my assistant is doing nothing, but at the cellular level he's really quite busy.

Fkelleghan

Guess which one is the American auto industry?

Ice9Light

"Who else question my powrers?!"

bluesrazor66
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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