Craptions Classics June 24, 2010

It sucks when one Siamese twin dies much earlier than the other.

GaseousClay

Other Craptions

Reading Twilight to Guantanamo prisoners turned out to be the best torture of all.

Versus

North Korean students are subject to a strict "learn to read or die trying" curriculum.

mackmaven

The legbone connects to the thighbone, the thighbone connects to the Wing Chung. . . wait a damned minute!

Julius_Goat

The Grim Reaper did some artful nudes early in his career.

savinator

"I'm sorry, according to North Korean health standards your mother is completely healthy."

mackmaven

Most people keep their skeletons in their closet, but Chan here likes to take his out on dates.

Backinblack

China's one-child policy led to some strange friendships.

Mothra24

It wasn't until the film developed that anyone believed in Jao's imaginary friend.

Roscoe

The least effective before-and-after diet photos in advertising history.

jrkinnard

Never order ribs in a Chinese restaurant.

Kelly Robinson

"Who else question my powrers?!"

bluesrazor66

There isn't room in the closet for both of them.

yeahme

Jackie Chan with the remains of his career.

RodneyHardman
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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