Craptions Classics June 23, 2010

No matter how long he held his breath, Disney was still going to charge him $12.50 for a keychain.

ILovePuns

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It's hard to believe that ANYONE could be that opposed to water molecules.....

mabogo

Relax. He's a scientist.

Versus

Unfortunately, Mickey Mouse is not considered an official round by the boxing association.

rmarkley94

Warning: Do not pirate movies from Disney, they dye-pack all their properties.

mackmaven

This picture says lot about this man. The goatee says "Mom's basement". The belly says "I.T. Development". The unpainted area around his eyes says "I cry a lot". And, the original Gameboy in his pocket says "I'm 34 and single". BOOM!

Versus

Some were more upset than others than the iPad lacked a mouse.

RBNY

The Blue Man Group's campaign of terror against mice continues to mystify.

jrkinnard

Bill's mom would arrive shortly with his inhaler

metsfan

Okay, you want Disney to go away, but dude, I wouldn't hold my breath.

Diasdiem

Much like my blue friend, I too am against a Triple Death-Star super-weapon.

Mr.Excalibur

I am Jack's complete lack of oxygen

GAM

What happens when the Blue Man Group recruits from Tea Party members.

scottcsmith

This says "John 3:16" in Venusian.

savinator

The Blue Man Group finally split up, but their new jobs weren't much better than the old.

HMS_Ford
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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