Somewhere, there's a mariachi band standing in the middle of a wrestling ring.
And that's how I got pregnant.
This is pretty much the vibe in the room whenever a girl joins our D&D group.
Rorscach Journal: I hate family reunions.
Well, this is the last time I let Gary Busey plan the bachelor party.
Believe it or not , this is a spelling bee
Best. Macbeth. Ever.
Yeah, that's pretty much how I remember my church choir.
...and WWE wonders why UFC is more popular.
I would have ordered a hell of a lot more than one round by this point.
Meanwhile, at BP headquarters...
I'd leave now, but I strongly suspect that midgets are forthcoming.
On second thoughts, I think 3Dtv is a terrible idea.
"Thank you for coming to the 1st annual 'my daddy didn't hug me' convention!"
The hardest decision for the judges was to choose which one should die first