Somewhere, there's a mariachi band standing in the middle of a wrestling ring.
And that's how I got pregnant.
This is pretty much the vibe in the room whenever a girl joins our D&D group.
Rorscach Journal: I hate family reunions.
Well, this is the last time I let Gary Busey plan the bachelor party.
Believe it or not , this is a spelling bee
Best. Macbeth. Ever.
Yeah, that's pretty much how I remember my church choir.
...and WWE wonders why UFC is more popular.
On second thoughts, I think 3Dtv is a terrible idea.
I would have ordered a hell of a lot more than one round by this point.
I'd leave now, but I strongly suspect that midgets are forthcoming.
Meanwhile, at BP headquarters...
"Thank you for coming to the 1st annual 'my daddy didn't hug me' convention!"
The hardest decision for the judges was to choose which one should die first