Craptions Classics June 21, 2010

Not happy with your Travelocity booking? Meet the gnome in charge of customer complaints.

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The eighth dwarf, Sodomy, didn't make the final cut of the film.

RodneyHardman

"Hi, Ho! Hi, Ho! It's off to work I go! Insert this dong and sing this song: Hi, Ho! Hi, Ho!"

Mothra24

You don't sit on Santa's lap in Germany

Ceveron

Thorin's sword wasn't sharp. The orcs ran away in terror all the same.

Julius_Goat

BP's latest hope for plugging a leaky pipe.

jrkinnard

Contrary to popular belief, Santa actually has TWO naughty lists

metsfan

He's looking up...because eye contact would be quite awkward.

Mr.Excalibur

Step 8: Drop Courtney Love from the helicopter.

Julius_Goat

Snow White didn't really need the Prince. She had Happy.

RodneyHardman

To commemorate the Great Recession of 2008 to 2010, the big banks got together and made this statue for the general public.

bcanders

I hate that they moved this thing in front of our office. Everytime someone gives me a task, they end with "Or else..." and point at the sculpture.

Bator

In order to become King of Chicago he had to pull that out of Oprah.

savinator

Looks like that Travelocity gnome is back from Amsterdam...

Backinblack
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