Craptions Classics June 20, 2010

Why don't you make like a tree and show me your tits.

savinator

Other Craptions

Obviously a tranny. She's got both tits and wood.

RodneyHardman

I'd tap that.

ThePoop

Typical, you never get to see any bush.

savinator

Nice lady. Her son is a bit fruity though; still, sweet kid.

Kamikaze Phoenix

If she fell down would anybody hear her?

Ice9Light

Damn tree lovers. First it was hugging, now it's interbreeding.

Octavius

Okay...I'm stumped ...

sonsothunder

You'd better hide, George Washington is hot for your cherry.

savinator

Tolkien never mentioned the extremist Talibents who made all the Ent women wear these tree burkas.

Blinker_Fluid

The Rainforest saves itself

metsfan

Do the leaves match the roots?

JeremyPeterson

"I decided to show my love of nature by sawing down a tree and wearing it on my head!"

Kamikaze Phoenix

talk knotty to me

jeffmel1

"Stay away from her. She's got spiders."

Kamikaze Phoenix
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