Craptions Classics June 19, 2010

Please ask the French to stop sending us gifts.

chump

Other Craptions

At least some people in Pompeii were having fun.

aceofskull

In our culture we just typically wave back, but whatever.

savinator

"It puts Thompson's Water Seal on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

Redway

They found each other on a carbon dating site

yungblud21

Filling the kiddie pool with liquid nitrogen is a lot funnier than it sounds

metsfan

Art historians questioned the authenticity of the recently discovered Michelangelo work, "Two Fat Fucks With a Hose".

Pieter

what the average foreigner thinks the average American looks like

bondfan42

After the royal palace nearly burned down, The Queen of Hearts decided Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum were the worst firefighters in Wonderland.

RodneyHardman

Willie Wonka told them not to eat the Snozberries...

philyra

I'm metaphoring you. Do you feel covered in metaphor yet?

savinator

In the 1930's, porn of this magnitude was revolutionary.

BalticShamrock

There are some things even a pigeon won't poop on.

jakflak

Yes, I really do believe if we add water we'll get rid of these tiny heads.

Briar_Jumper

The stone rooster in the back was the sculptor's favorite joke; he loved telling people he erected a rock-hard cock in the public square.

Redway
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