Craptions Classics June 18, 2010

The long-term consequences of forum trolling are only now becoming known.

Gahzee

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Disney draws a thin line between making dreams come true and making nightmares a reality.

metsfan

Wow. Well, the facial trim isn't going to be so bad . . . but the bikini wax is going to be a NIGHTMARE.

Julius_Goat

In four and a half hours, she’ll look just like the Cyndi Lauper we’re used to seeing.

Versus

"I've had them all in my chair: Fozzy Bear, Grover, Robin Williams..."

four_yoghurts

Jim Henson often viewed his wife Helen as a source of inspiration.

ChaseMitchell

Shit, wedding ring. The good ones are always taken.

savinator

"I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Henson."

Mothra24

On the set of Sex In The City III: The Muppets Drink Manhattans

JasonShankel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look FABULOUS!

johnnyboy69

You really need to trim all this hair around your pecker... allow me to rephrase...

savinator

Excuse me ma'am? I just wanted you to get the oil out of my feathers...

johnnyboy69

"I'm not just the president of Hair Club for Men, I'm also a client!"

Mothra24

"I'm thinking corn rows, for that 'Island look'."

Mr.Buddha

You are My daughter and now that you're pregnant I must tell you....it skips a generation...

smoochy
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