Sometimes I get the feeling Grandpa is pissing away our inheritance.
If they start singing about free credit reports, kill them.
Everybody laughed until the torpedoes started firing.
It's cute when Canada sends relief for the oil spill crisis.
"Whale Wars" is getting fucking stupid now
ain't a damn thing funny about alzheimers
It's not easy to piss off the Coast Guard and PETA at the same time...
At a top speed of 2 mph, many questioned the actual need for helmets.
Senior Whale Jousting: inhumane? Possibly. Glorious? Quite.
Pimp My Willy
Captain Ahab's anger management classes seem to be going well.
"I swear to God, tomorrow I'm carpooling with somebody else."
"Let's see them try to keep us out of the Yacht Club now!!!"
They really are running out of ideas for pokemon.
"So, Jerry. Are you positive those drugs we took in the 60s had no long term effects?"