Craptions Classics June 15, 2010

Sometimes I get the feeling Grandpa is pissing away our inheritance.

Kelly Robinson

Other Craptions

If they start singing about free credit reports, kill them.

jtklove

Everybody laughed until the torpedoes started firing.

Formlessforce

It's cute when Canada sends relief for the oil spill crisis.

yungblud21

"Whale Wars" is getting fucking stupid now

ralphlor

ain't a damn thing funny about alzheimers

explosivo714

At a top speed of 2 mph, many questioned the actual need for helmets.

Versus

It's not easy to piss off the Coast Guard and PETA at the same time...

mackmaven

Senior Whale Jousting: inhumane? Possibly. Glorious? Quite.

Zombiecross

Pimp My Willy

Mothra24

Captain Ahab's anger management classes seem to be going well.

doubbleu

"I swear to God, tomorrow I'm carpooling with somebody else."

Kelly Robinson

"Let's see them try to keep us out of the Yacht Club now!!!"

Mr.Buddha

They really are running out of ideas for pokemon.

doubbleu

"So, Jerry. Are you positive those drugs we took in the 60s had no long term effects?"

Mr.Buddha
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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