Craptions Classics June 14, 2010

Because Fuck You future archeologists.

Arteta01

Other Craptions

Cirque du Pompeii

unpossibler

Jacob's Ladder; now with real Jacobs.

papajon0s1

Anyone else worried there are 89 more of these fucking things?

Hellfire1989

BP further denied claims that the oil spill would have any effect on sunbathers...

Backinblack

The advanced yoga class in downtown Pompeii proved very popular until one fateful morning...

Mothra24

The 3, just a bit less popular than the 69.

Mr.Excalibur

The score of 90 seems a bit generous...

Mr.Excalibur

Zeus was victorious in the Gods' premiere olympic event, the charred mortal toss, with a distance of 90,000 feet.

stangger

It's true. There is porn for everything on the internet

bcanders

In a PR effort to take focus off dying animals, BP is installing these along the Gulf coast with a plaque stating "It could be worse."

mackmaven

Pictured: $20,000 of municipal tax dollars hard at work

bcanders

As always, the guy at the bottom takes shit from everyone.

mackmaven

What are you looking at? How else do you expect conjoined quadruplets to sunbathe?

Csonny

Not what I meant when I said I wanted to see rock hard abs at the beach.

ekmane
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