Other Craptions

Marui and Lu Ichi were considered the best Plumbers in Tokyo. If anyone could save the princess it was the super Marui Brothers.

"Can you see Lindsay Lohan's acting career yet?"

Lee had tried to convince his dad he wasn't gay, and chose a really masculine job. He thought.

Wong just had to wait for the lotion guy to show up and he would be all set.

Dude what happens in the red cones stays in the red cones

Don't worry, Chen, even if my knee slips, your legs will still be pinned down by my erection.

"Once this tunnel to the other side of the Earth is complete, America will pay for all those tentacle rape jokes against us!"

The G-spot sure can be a bitch to find

It had always been Zhong's greatest fantasy to enter the manhole of a man entering a manhole.

This is an ass, that is a hole in the ground. Got it now?

"Hey Haruki, why don't you grab my heels with your hands? Pinning me down with your legs feels weird. Haruki? Why are you breathing so heavily?"

Hey stop with the "manhole" jokes. We're working here!

Okay this is officially the worst trust-building exercise I've ever taken part in.

Kim Jong Il is never unprepared for an rebellion by his people, he already has an escape route planned.

when Sarah turned the corner..her life was changed forever

Craig learned that not only can you dig your way to China, but you arrive backwards.

Coffee later would be awkward, mostly because Chan would not stop smiling...

When Jim said he wanted to penetrate a gaping hole, Dave got the wrong idea.

I see at least two company regulations being violated.

Wang, did I just hear you put latex gloves on? Whatever you're thinking about doing, please don't.

Awwwww. Look at the baby Sarlacc eating the nice man.

Of course you go down head first or do you want to step into something and get your shoes dirty?

Chinese gymnasts remain dominant mostly because of their unusual training techniques.

The ever elusive G-spot is a mystery sought around the world

Worst. Gloryhole. Ever.

"Listen Hideko, you're not coming back up until you find my damn iPhone!"

"I don't see any... wait, there they are! You were right Hideo! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!"

Sorry George, it looks like I'm gonna have to rape my way out of these cones

These days, everybody is trying their own version of the "top kill."

"And that's how I met your dad"

Super Mario Buggers

I'm telling you man, you can't dig a hole straight through to America! The Olsen Twins are liars.

Now are you going to make any more "That's what she said" jokes?

Caution: Men at play

Japanese mob isn't as discreet as it used to be...

The Wong-end of a manhole.

This must be the border patrol of North and South Korea...

Someone seriously failed the sobriety test

"Hey Lee, can you see America?" "Shut the fuck up Chan"

Bill proved that he does, in fact know his ass from a hole in the ground....

It takes a dedicated effort to make sure Mario has coins to collect underground.

Which one has the worst job? Only time will tell.

"I'm telling you man, you can't dig a whole straight through to San Francisco... the Olsen Twins are liars."

"Why is there always corn? We don't even eat corn."

If my ass were a clock, you would totally get overtime.

A square man cannot be expected to fit into a round hole.

The cones said "Danger," but the hole said "Looking for a good time?"

"Hideki...Does this look like Hemorrhoid's to you?"

Prostate exams have changed considerably under the new Obama health care plan.