Other Craptions

  1. The 'Fuck the Bankers' sign he wore yesterday was widely misinterpreted.
    ChaseMitchell
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  2. Once again, the bankers are being carried by the tax payers.
    Diasdiem
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  3. In an effort to protect their own, bankers nowdays are deploying decoys.
    HMS_Ford
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  4. This isn't a protest. England just has terrible cuisine.
    MARCS
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  5. I knew I was onto to something when I Majored in Economics and Culinary Arts!
    Discorocks
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  6. Eat me all you want, you will still be poor
    stafferty
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  7. Without morality we could solve the economic crisis and world hunger at the same time.
    doubbleu
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  8. It's hard to be serious when your protest is better dressed than you
    metsfan
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  9. ...just make sure you use a good stock
    iantendo
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  10. I'm getting a bad feeling that a musical number is coming up...
    HMS_Ford
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  11. For some people, ATM Fees are unacceptable.
    Discorocks
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  12. Ed was convinced that his "Wall Street Diet" would be the biggest thing since Atkins.
    dto2c
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  13. What, lady? When I change my sign to "Eat the Fatties" then you can give me dirty looks.
    CraptasticOne
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  14. ...with a side order of blue chips please...
    bubblebrain
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  15. Wait guy, wait... You are what you eat.
    yungblud21
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  16. Eat this Banker? But I like all my bankers to be "free-range" -- this one looks like he's been in a cubicle all day -- take him back!
    Rhymenstein
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  17. Thoughts of the lady in the back: "another one? I've already had three!"
    theschweitz
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  18. This new 'Extreme Monopoly' game is a bit over the top for me.
    octorex
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  19. Excerpt from the new book-turned-movie: "Eat the Rich"
    Rhymenstein
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  20. After a hanging, it is important that you bury the body before rigor mortis sets in.
    HMS_Ford
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  21. Nothing like a mock lynching to get your point across
    metsfan
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  22. As he walked to the park, Jeff ponders the idea that there could be an alternate universe where people actually "feed the homeless".
    metsfan
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  23. Bankers? Or Mutants? Because that guy has a hand growing out of his left nipple and I am sure that's not normal...
    Kamikaze Phoenix
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  24. Best ventriloquist act ever.
    theschweitz
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  25. Look Bob, all I'm sayin' is that hating on bankers is sooooo last year. We've moved on to BP now.
    somfas
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  26. Sweeney Todd's grandkids are a lot more selective.
    Fkelleghan
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  27. It's really sad, what they're about to do to Enrico Pallazo...
    Rhymenstein
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  28. New characters for the next "Left 4 Dead" sequel.
    HMS_Ford
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  29. ...and after you eat the bankers, you can eat me... know what I mean? Nudge-nudge, wink-wink... Say no more!!!
    Backinblack
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  30. I would but I'm still full from the accountant I had for breakfast
    iantendo
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  31. Joe always finds the best stuff at the flea market.
    E. Kelly
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  32. frankly I'd prefer to over the ghastly fois gras I had at the Chateux de Beaumonte last night! Am I right people??
    iantendo
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  33. Take a close look -- this is probably the first and last time you'll be seeing... A "well-hung" Banker...
    Rhymenstein
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  34. ...so there I was, thinking about how to theme my new restaurant, and then, inspiration struck.
    theschweitz
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  35. Elsewhere, a few realtors are celebrating their escape from the cannibals, who fell for the elaborate decoy.
    Biggenbad
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  36. Contrary to popular beliefs, Bankers actually fall into the "asshole" food group.
    yungblud21
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  37. A protest by the 3 people who didn't understand that Swift's "A Modest Proposal" was a satire
    lunarnaut
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  38. Don't eat the hands though, stick those in your pocket, you don't know how many politicians they've touched...
    mackmaven
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  39. If we start to consume bankers, they would then become a commodity that could be traded on the stock market by other bankers??? Food - chain.
    Papillon
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  40. This economic model wouldn't work. There is a glut in supply and very little demand.
    Papillon
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  41. Bankers: part of a balanced breakfast
    yungblud21
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  42. And now... Monopoly -- For Zombies!
    Rhymenstein
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  43. Is it Kosher? Cause I won't eat anything that's Kosher.
    yungblud21
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  44. Brett was disapointed when he found out that he would only "meet" the bankers
    metsfan
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  45. I thought it would be much more appropriate to have him eaten by the highest bidder.
    grumnut1
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  46. dude, there's one right behind you and he's calling security
    gypsy61
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  47. FIRST: kill all the lawyers; THEN eat the bankers. Sheesh. Get it right, ya hippy!
    Mothra24
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  48. What the eff-igy?!
    Rhymenstein
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  49. Then you can poop money!
    dancetroll
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