Craptions Classics June 07, 2010

...and THAT is how you kill an invisible man.

jtklove

Other Craptions

Diane's anti-rape suit was surprisingly effective.

jakflak

Smile and the world smiles with you. Sneeze and three pedestrians die badly.

yeahme

Jim just wanted to sell balloons. That was all.

metsfan

For whatever reason, the condoms kept breaking.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Common misconceptions about alien probings are that they need to abduct you first... and that there's only one probe.

mackmaven

The balloon's most fearsome natural predator.

stangger

"Yeah? Well maybe I didn't WANT to come to your stupid bouncy castle birthday party!"

Zombiecross

Of course the supercollider has no side effects. Stop being silly.

Kamikaze Phoenix

People may not always have treated Larry so well, but they sure respected his personal space.

oskhen

World record holder, most marshmallows roasted at once.

theschweitz

He could stand up to his brother made of straw, but his brother made of bricks always called him a pussy.

GaseousClay

I never should have sent my ex-wife that voodoo doll...

Backinblack

Stan just wanted a hug...

metsfan

After Christmas, when the needles dropped from the tree, a sinister secret revealed itself...

Superluminal
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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