Other Craptions

This is how white people played soccer before slavery was abolished.

Vasquez had done it. He had perfected the cockblock.

It was unfortanate that the rare fraternal siamese twins had both joined different teams. The car ride home would be akward.

Soccerbots assemble!

He simply couldn't resist. He HAD to taste that man's skull.

This is gonna be a perfect goal.... OMG WHAT JUST WENT UP MY!!!

You need yo take me out to dinner first

I just peed in a gay 'chantalla glass