Other Craptions

And we shall rid the world of Twilight once and for all!

In another attempt of showing goodwill, BP started up a project to warm up the homeless.

If you don't send in the form, a census taker may come to your door.

Well I hope you brought enough fire and brimstone for the rest of the class young man

Honored when asked, Gary Busey carried the Olympic Flame the only way he knew how.

Although we spent our summer terrorizing the locals, I WAS spending more time with my father, and that's what mom would have wanted.

We're the religion of peace. Got that, motherfucker?

Suddenly, Jim began to wonder. Where had he gone wrong? Sure, the Legion of Damnation offered free dental service and a sense of community. But at what cost?

And that was the day the Cubs won the World Series.

And that son, is what syphilis feels like.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition...to make yummy S'mores.

Jeez, is it 2012 already? Where does the time go?

Palin 2012

St. Pyro's Day parade.

By the time someone in the crowd shouted out "That's no Klansman, it's a ninja!" it was already too late

Flame wars have escaped the internet.

If these guys knock on your door asking if you want to talk about God, I'd let them.

Burger King is getting more and more aggressive in promoting flame-broiled burgers.

BP celebrates the capping of the oil spill by setting California on fire

Ronnie James Dio: A tribute.

So I guess Senator Robert Byrd is running for re-election

After this candid photo was released, the public no longer believed Mr. Joel when he told them he 'didn't start the fire'.

This is how lawyers spend their days off.

Back when tether-ball was played for keeps

Well, this is one way of keeping bums from asking for change

This is how the Foo Fighters fight foo.

Thou hast fucked up the marshmallows, dude!

The KKK unveil their new weapon, not realizing that fire had already been mastered.

Figure 2 from "Things that are hotter than a urinary infection."

Michael Bay presents: Life!

Hitlers baby shower.

Figure 1: How To Fight For Your Right To Party.

For the last time WHERE ARE THE JONAS BROTHERS!

The Gordons fishermen were prepared for a long strike, but the company gave into their demands almost immediately.

"No, Sammy. We're not in Hell. This is Alabama. You were close, though."

The BP safety division

The Klan: now lacking intelligence, common sense, tolerance AND fire safety skills

Hell - cooler than you think

Jeff stood awkwardly in the back with his umbrella...

It was actually their humidity that terrorized the masses.

Lighter fluid, $5. Sheets, $35. Angry mob rental, $259. Burning down your ex-girlfriends house, priceless.

Goldman Sachs CEO initiation ritual.

You know, we could've just done this during the day.

Someone cue REM...

And here we witness the ancient and timeless ritual that summons the spirit of Jerry Lee Lewis.

OK! OK! I'll take a Watchtower!

With no Dark Lord left to serve, the fires of Mount Doom started a rock band and went on tour.

Assassins Creed Convention.

Fire, without the Brimstone -- Well, this just isn't my kind of party...