Craptions Classics June 04, 2010

Eric was afraid to tell his friends he had no idea what a cocktail party was.

RodneyHardman

Other Craptions

Colonel Sanders made every effort to keep his illegitimate offspring out of the public eye for obvious reasons.

Imfuckingawsome

When I asked for a cock down to my ankles, this was NOT what I had in mind.

Bill28

In search for a mate, the male has been known to display his plumage, dress well, and pop wheelies.

theschweitz

Whatever the reason, some chickens cross the road in a more original and creative way than others

oskhen

I like it when I go to a black-tie dinner and the entree respects the dress code, too.

Mothra24

All this cycling really chaffed his chicken nuggets

johnlamby

I haven't seen a cock that well presented since... actually I don't like to talk about that phase in my life

iantendo

Could be worse. He could be making an ass out of himself.

BowToTheBard

Paris Hilton's "Any cock will do" mantra attracted some unsavoury types.

Versus

Well, now. I see SOMEONE sinned against nature.

HMS_Ford

We all laugh at farm porn, but we never stop to think about the horrible consequences it usually yields.

spectre_vampire

The Monopoly Man dreaded the day he'd have to tell his son about the affair he'd had with Foghorn Leghorn.

yeahme

Neither species was fooled. Witnesses say the real tip-off was the bike.

sunset.climber

Cock-a-doodle-dude.

Darmayvlin
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