Other Craptions

Colonel Sanders made every effort to keep his illegitimate offspring out of the public eye for obvious reasons.

When I asked for a cock down to my ankles, this was NOT what I had in mind.

In search for a mate, the male has been known to display his plumage, dress well, and pop wheelies.

Whatever the reason, some chickens cross the road in a more original and creative way than others

I like it when I go to a black-tie dinner and the entree respects the dress code, too.

All this cycling really chaffed his chicken nuggets

I haven't seen a cock that well presented since... actually I don't like to talk about that phase in my life

Could be worse. He could be making an ass out of himself.

Paris Hilton's "Any cock will do" mantra attracted some unsavoury types.

Well, now. I see SOMEONE sinned against nature.

We all laugh at farm porn, but we never stop to think about the horrible consequences it usually yields.

The Monopoly Man dreaded the day he'd have to tell his son about the affair he'd had with Foghorn Leghorn.

Neither species was fooled. Witnesses say the real tip-off was the bike.

Cock-a-doodle-dude.

Joe is always going off half-cocked.

"Sir, our spy reports that he still has certain problems winning the humans' trust."

thanks to a mistake at the costume store there's a guy out there somewhere with nothing but dress pants and a chicken head on.

Just because a turkey is a flightless bird, doesn't mean they can't get around in style.

"Is the top hat too much? The top hat's too much isn't it?"

I say, I say, look at me when I talk to you, boy.

All dressed up and nowhere to crow

He won't take the bus. He's too chicken.

thank goodness he's wearing dress shoes or he really would look stupid

This is NOT how you dress for a cockfight!!!!

Peter Griffin is in for the fight of his life.

KFC continued to deny rumors of "serious side effects" associated with their new Double Down sandwich.

Mr. Tumnus' less famous brother has to go to Narnia via bicycle.

Gary decided to go to the Celtics parade as Larry Bird. "Get it? Get it?" He did not survive. He was 27 years old.

Some cities have colorful people. This city, however, has Chad.

I'll bike around for 30 second after you cut its head off.

This is obviously a 68th anniversary celebration of the Battle of Midway.

Sure, a half-chicken guy can do it, but when *I* try marching in a parade with no pants they're all like "I'm sorry Mr. Registered Sex Offender, but it's back to the institution for you".

due to budget cuts demonstrators will now be protesting against factory farming and globalization simultaneously

St. Stupid's Day parade.

The REAL answer to "guess what?"

Some birds migrate in a more relaxed and stylish way than is usual

Oh that's just my Uncle Jimmy... we'd get him therapy, except we need the eggs.

A chicken man? Really? Okay, Abrams, we're pulling the plug this year. The island is a dream of the afterlife and that's it. We are seriously done here.

Ladies go crazy for a sharp dressed WTF.

Wow this guy is huge! His cock makes up half of him.

Those shoes are completely impractical for biking.

Later, the man was taken to the hospital after repeatedly smashing his nose into the asphalt in a hunt for grubs.

Pictured: A Narnia character reject.

Wouldst thou, perchance, please direct me towards Sesame Street

The only man in the world who felt like chicken tonight. And the day after. And the rest of his life.

The musical "Birds" was met with far less enthusiasm than its feline predecessor.

"No dude, I don't care if it's light or dark, I don't want any of your meat!"

I'm sorry, but that corsage is just ridiculous.

"I'd say, why does many a person inquire me of the fact that I don't speak with a Cockney accent?"