Craptions Classics June 03, 2010

One of the lesser known Greek Gods, Fabulysses, is often excluded from the literature for unclear reasons.

stangger

Other Craptions

Sometimes in the Navy you don't have to ask, you can just tell.

RBNY

"I'm on a dude!" - A boat

jonnyt

The ship designers didnt forsee this level of drag...

Fairborne

Release the Kra....holy crap, no never mind, put him back

luckyeggnog

Day 32 on the island: i have adorned myself in glitter, hoping to get the attention of a rescue ship

explosivo714

On second thought, I think I'll skip Pirates of the Caribbean IV.

Versus

"Okay, who touched my new boy toy? Was it you Midas?"

yeahme

The answer to the age-old question: "What DO you do with a drunken sailor?"

HMS_Ford

Not Penny's boat.

t7bros

Jake was really looking forward to plundering some pirate booty.

jtklove

David Bowie presents: The Little Mermaid.

Mr_Shmoo

I can't fathom what he's doing.

Fkelleghan

The Green Giant was always too busy shooting commercials to pay attention to Sprout. So this really comes as no surprise.

jonnyt
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