Craptions Classics June 02, 2010

Dammit Steve! He fucking showed up in red again, just cut him out of the picture.

EnricoPallazzo

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No, for the last time we will not play, "Get off the fucking stage" we don't know that song. Any OTHER requests?

Csonny

I was into them before they sold out.

JasonShankel

Reincarnation was not kind to The Beatles...

Mothra24

"And for our next guest, The White Stripes!"

Bio-D

The Japanese AC/DC had trouble getting a foothold in the charts...

johnlamby

"Yes sir, I can assure you that we are 'for fucking real' Anyone else have a problem befor we continue?"

Fairborne

"To answer your question, yes, in hindsight, naming our band the Grand Imperial Wizards probably negatively effected ticket sales."

yeahme

All in all you're just a... nother brick in the Great Wall.

GaseousClay

Not pictured: Smashed hotel rooms and dead prostitutes.

HMS_Ford

Coming up next: The Dali Lama's drum solo.

HMS_Ford

Just another 5 years performing at the farmer's market before we earn some studio time!

Fkelleghan

Dots the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it, uh-huh uh-huh...

Backinblack

With 3 onlookers, the Chinese band that covers ZZ Top songs while using traditional instruments, drew much more of a crowd than expected.

Bator

"The devil went down to Laos, he was lookin' for a soul to steal..."

jtklove
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