Other Craptions

Soylent Brown was even less popular than it's predecessor.

Don't worry...they didn't spit in your food.

The shit hits the pan

Like you've never eaten at Denny's before...

As it turns out, some things DO stick to teflon.

Today's Iron Chef ingredient is...

I sure hope they washed their hands

I would not eat them in a pan, I would not eat them on a man, I would not eat them here or there, Please put on some underwear

This is why women do the cooking

Mike's delicious brownies were less of a success after this photo...

It's still safer than eating at Jack in the Box

Does this pan make my ass look fat?

and now for the secret ingredient...

Some vegans are pretty militant when it comes to obtaining their food from natural sources.

Looks like they took cooking lessons from my wife. Always tastes like shit.

Actually, I'll do without the side of corn, thanks.

These are not the roids you are cooking for.

Domino's stopped at nothing to improve the taste of their food.

"This isn't what it looks like. He shits perfectly prepared Denver omelettes."

Now we're cooking with gas!

I always knew Taco Bell gave you diarrhea, but I assumed it wasn't literal.

This is the easy part. The hard part is the night before, having to eat nothing but a pound of each of the eleven herbs and spices.

Wow! Only 99 cents!!

"Thanks Tim. I think I'm ready to cook that celebration buffet for the Jersey Shore cast now."

i don't want to see how he tenderizes his meat...

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

PAM cooking spray: the untold story.

On the streets there are pan handlers and pan mis-handlers.

I think I'll have the cat.

You might think this isn't so disturbing at first. Until you notice the pack of popcorn. And that it's empty. And that you hear things popping.

Afterwards everyone agreed that the health inspector could not have come by at a worse time.

Graduates of the Colonary Institute.

you just "set it and forget it"!!!

This is why you should NEVER send back your steak.

This is why I never buy food from street vendors.

No poop for you!

Ah yes, the diet's working. Your arse now fits in a small skillet.

you think this is bad, the main course is sausage and creamy roasted nuts

I think I'll pass on the rump roast, thank you very much!

I feel bad saying this, but those hats make you guys look a little gay.

Now you're cookin' with gas!

life before Chipolt-Away

"You had a fly on you"! "But that doesn't explain why you made me take my clothes off"

"A spanking! A spanking!"

Spitting in a cop's drink is for amateurs.

The "melting pot" theory isn't always beautiful.

Ah, well, that pan USED to be stainless.

Let's hurry and leave before Paula Deen comes out naked.

"Yeah," sighed Angelina, "Brad's specialty is sticky buns."