That's the last time I let M.C. Escher give me a ride to work
"Dammit! If I hear one more word out of you kids we're driving straight back to Non-Euclidean space!"
The SUV, in its natural habitat, tends to its nest.
a jungle GM
"Damn you, Google Maps!"
Perhaps Consumer Reports should ease up a bit on their SUV rollover tests.
Tip your valet parking. I'm warning you.
The Mile High Club isn't nearly as cool in your mom's minivan.
Yeah, I remember my last DUI... actually, I don't remember it at all...
Your move gravity.
Damn, Brits. Think they're so big with their castles and magnetic parking lots.
What GM really spent their bail-out money on
Yes Top Gear, you do zany stuff with cars. We get it.