Craptions Classics May 30, 2010

I told you not to put pop rocks in the Stargate.

Zombiecross

Other Craptions

I can't help but think that hiring an interior designer for the Large Hadron Collider was a waste of money

iantendo

Meanwhile, at BP's radiation containment facility...

savinator

Fat people need tanning beds too

Wuzsubi

The first thing the gay aliens did after they invaded was to make everything fabulous.

Droog1973

It does that when someone pees in the pool.

savinator

These Indiana Jones films are just getting weirder

johnlamby

Once the lens is finished, NASA will have built the world's largest solar powered ant frying device.

RoboSkeptic

....And that was the last time I did acid at the circus.

prone2confusion

Only Japan would build a toilet for Godzilla

metsfan

Chuck Norris' cock ring.

Iceland

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Fabulous

Wuzsubi

When you move to Jersey you really have to upgrade your pool filter.

savinator

Sadly, by the time the Vulcans arrived, the Star Trek convention had ended.

Kierkegaard

A billion dollars, you say? I want the party to be cool, but that's a bit out of my price range. Do you have any glow sticks?

confission
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