Other Craptions

I can't help but think that hiring an interior designer for the Large Hadron Collider was a waste of money

Meanwhile, at BP's radiation containment facility...

Fat people need tanning beds too

The first thing the gay aliens did after they invaded was to make everything fabulous.

It does that when someone pees in the pool.

These Indiana Jones films are just getting weirder

....And that was the last time I did acid at the circus.

Once the lens is finished, NASA will have built the world's largest solar powered ant frying device.

Chuck Norris' cock ring.

Only Japan would build a toilet for Godzilla

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Fabulous

When you move to Jersey you really have to upgrade your pool filter.

this still isnt going to make me go to a Nickelback concert

Mankind, having it up to here with mosquitoes, develops the mother of all bug zappers.

Sadly, by the time the Vulcans arrived, the Star Trek convention had ended.

A Scientologist machine devoted to cleansing people of the purple which possesses them.

A billion dollars, you say? I want the party to be cool, but that's a bit out of my price range. Do you have any glow sticks?

"If I hear another crap Sex and the City caption I swear i'll fire up the doomsday device"

Prince finally decided to take his androgyny to a whole new level by doing away with a corporeal body entirely.

The pilot episode of "Queer Eye for the Straight Architect" got mixed reviews.

The Large Hadron Collider has torn open the fabric of space-time directly into Lady Gaga's wardrobe.

So, are there any side effects to my medication?

After years of expensive experiments and development, the US Government announces the successful installation of the world's first gaydar.

honestly, i thought we were done with the Michael Jackson tributes

"Why do they not fear our proton missiles? What is this 'gay' they utter?"

Now THAT'S a hot tub time machine!

Johnny Cash remembered things differently.

The world's first microwave was pretty inconvenient

It may not be a ring of fire, but it's still flaming.

"Yeah, you can't miss it - It's right next to the homeless shelter, two doors up from the soup kitchen.."

For four thousand dollars you can walk to the middle, look up, and know how Tyra Banks feels about herself.

This is either the worlds greatest marriage proposal or the funniest rejection ever

And here we are allowed a look at Prince's bathroom.

my other car is irrelevant

Walt Disney would routinely sacrifice small fuzzy animals here

The mist of failure surrounding the premier of Sex in the City 2 was predictably palpable and surprisingly colorful.

I usually just light the other candles with the first one.

SanFrancisco's Olympic opening was clearly even gayer than we all thought it was going to be.

Snoop Dogg's "Chronic Research Division" has just announced the completion of the world's largest water bong.

Pink Floyd-Webber

The only hoop big enough for Amare Stoudemire to hit a jump shot.

It makes the Terminator seem a lot less badass when you realise it had to walk through that thing to get here.

Keeping Lindsay Lohan under house arrest is much more trouble than it's worth.

The three wise men had no problem finding the place..

Xanadon't

Yet again... Looks stupid and seems pointless, but if it removes oil from the Gulf, I'd kiss it on the lips.

"My god... it's full of stars..."

This one even has conspiracy theorists stumped

you've got to hand it to Chernobyl - they're trying to clean up their image