Craptions Classics February 04, 2006

The Grapes of Wrath II:Bigger and wraithier.

Polymphus

Other Craptions

As the roof of the giant wine press creaked and began to descend, the stompers realized with sudden horror where red wine really got its color from.

Linux fan

In Soviet Russia, the grapes crush YOU!

SDream

Contesants and organisers agreed it had been a mistake to divert the tri-athlon through the vineyard.

EternalMind

With Hollywood rapidly running out of ideas and remakes, The Box-Office Bomb "Attack of the Killer Grape Monsters" came as a surprise to nobody.

Ayers

After a 72 hour labour, and with one last final push, the grapes finally gave birth.

CrazyPete

"GRAPE! GRAPE! OFFICER! HELP ME! I'M GETTING GRAPED!"

cs5

after an explosion, a man desperatly tried to cram all his insides back into his body.

pirate si

nobody thought thats grapes would ever become sentient but they did. and boy were they pissed.

cockenhand ringlick

In his desperation Waldo had to find more adventurous places to hide, but that didn't stop some people trying REALLY hard to find him.

CrapShit

HANDS OFF!!!! ALL MINE!!!! I SHALL KILL YOU ALL!!! IN HORRIBLE GRAPE FILLED DEATHS!!!!

Iname

After several years of successful grape smuggling, Jeremy finally bit off more than he could chew.

Lakin

And the winner for most original form of torture goes to...

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Explosion at Ribena Factory injures many.

Coxy

... and some people think Code Black from Grey's Anatomy is going to be some sort of bomb. We know the truth... the horrible, horible truth!

Joe Smoe
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