Now that I look at it, it seems obvious that Pluto wasn't a planet.
The playground was rolled up and confiscated until the children started behaving again.
When disco died, glitter balls suffered serious neglect.
In Brooklyn, this is known as a "yard."
I don't want to be there when it hatches.
This is EXACTLY why I don't own a cat.
Trying to play Katamari Damacy in the real world just leads to disappointment and disgust.
Russia's newest attempt at a low-orbit satellite: Clodnik
Charles Dickens and David Cronenberg differed on the definition of a street urchin.
MEATWAD! Get back in the house!
Are you there sod? It's me Margaret.
God's first attempt at Planet Earth
Al-Qaida's new "Dirty Bomb".
The Lance Armstrong Commemorative Statue