Now that I look at it, it seems obvious that Pluto wasn't a planet.
The playground was rolled up and confiscated until the children started behaving again.
When disco died, glitter balls suffered serious neglect.
In Brooklyn, this is known as a "yard."
I don't want to be there when it hatches.
This is EXACTLY why I don't own a cat.
Trying to play Katamari Damacy in the real world just leads to disappointment and disgust.
Charles Dickens and David Cronenberg differed on the definition of a street urchin.
Russia's newest attempt at a low-orbit satellite: Clodnik
Are you there sod? It's me Margaret.
MEATWAD! Get back in the house!
God's first attempt at Planet Earth
The Lance Armstrong Commemorative Statue
When George couldn't give Mary the moon, he settled with giving her the biggest damn dung beetle he could dig up.