Other Craptions

The playground was rolled up and confiscated until the children started behaving again.

When disco died, glitter balls suffered serious neglect.

In Brooklyn, this is known as a "yard."

I don't want to be there when it hatches.

This is EXACTLY why I don't own a cat.

Trying to play Katamari Damacy in the real world just leads to disappointment and disgust.

Russia's newest attempt at a low-orbit satellite: Clodnik

Charles Dickens and David Cronenberg differed on the definition of a street urchin.

Garden-Ball Z

MEATWAD! Get back in the house!

Are you there sod? It's me Margaret.

God's first attempt at Planet Earth

Al-Qaida's new "Dirty Bomb".

The Lance Armstrong Commemorative Statue

When George couldn't give Mary the moon, he settled with giving her the biggest damn dung beetle he could dig up.

Happy Fun Ball is angry...

The big bang wasn't as awesome as scientists make it out to be.

... you can have it all, my empire of dirt...

Nobody wanted to take a whack at the hairy dung pinata.

You've heard of an ant farm? This is the same thing, except it's a Death Star for earthworms.

I guess I'll now convert to Pastafarianism.

I got in trouble for making this and was appropriately both suspended and grounded.

I'd still rather watch this than Sex in the City 2.

"Quick more Harpoons!! Its getting awayyyyy!!!!!"

This specimen was removed from Amy Winehouse's shower drain last year

If you can show me a better way to commemorate the 16th anniversary of Green Day's Dookie, I'd love to see it.

Like Grandpa always used to say, "The grass is always greener on the giant suspended shitball."

BP's mud ball plan looked like its best hope yet

My God... It's full of ...SPIDERS!

Microscopic view of a cancer cell and the exterior of its Upper West Side brownstone.

And whatever you do, NEVER feed a Buckyball after midnight!

Well, that explains the crater.

The main server for Google Earth.

Georgia satellite.

When Meatballs Attack.

Of course, it were stoners who thought: "If growing it underground gets you caught, why not grow it in the air? That's where they least expect it!"

Considering the early arrival of planet Nibiru, many doomsdayers are now questioning the accuracy of the Mayan calendar.

I don't know what it's called, but Matthew McConaughey smokes a lot of it.

Proof that Japan is running out of viable farmland.

Next BP "solution" to cap the Gulf oil disaster.

World's worst chandelier.

The city needed a hero, and I knew one that wasn't afraid to get a little dirty...

You know, I really expected more out of the Cloverfield sequel.

When mankind has finally gotten rid of all that pesky nature, this is what historic museums will exhibit.

If this is ALSO about breast cancer, then I think I'm done with breasts.

Dammit, I said wire his jaw shut and wash the dirt off his balls. Ok, where's the rest of him?

We didn't know what it was but we decided to harpoon it anyway

"Come back next week, and we'll run more GI tests. For now, avoid Taco Bell."

How many licks does it take to get to the Scarab Beetle center of a Scarab Pop? The world may never know...