Craptions Classics May 25, 2010

British Petroleum... we'll spill our oil, make you clean it up AND poke you with a pointed stick, just to prove what assholes we can be.

Backinblack

Other Craptions

Not content to simply pollute Earth, these guys decided to gang-bang it.

Julius_Goat

This is how dogs see the people; rich, 10 feet tall, and carrying bags of shit

metsfan

You must take every imaginable precaution when taking out Whitney Houston's trash.

yeahme

When Jimmy said, "Fuck Geography.", Steve took it a little too literally.

CanSofCom16

...But other than that, tailgates in Germany are pretty much the same as in the States.

spectre_vampire

Nope. The alternate ending of "Lost" didn't make any sense, either.

Julius_Goat

Not to worry, all college protests end at exactly 4:20.

Versus

Preparations for enduring a Vogon Poetry Slam vary greatly between species.

RodneyHardman

This is the weirdest nativity play I've ever seen

twiglet

It was difficult to use the restroom in stilts, hence the protective suits...

metsfan

The government sent agents to help with the cleanup, but their efforts were at best stilted.

GaseousClay

You have to be at least "this tall" to protest shit...

Rhymenstein

Cleaning up garbage isn't "below" anyone ... except people on stilts.

slickjamesjik

Science class is way more fun in a clown college.

Brett-Butler
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