Other Craptions

As desperate onlookers cry out for a hero, Pac Man is nowhere to be seen.

After the finale of Lost, this will all make sense.

When the crowd of streakers run through this area and I yell "now!", everyone cut the ropes!

I told you to turn right on Panties Street, not Shirt Street! Now go around the block but stay clear of Jockstrap Street....there's a bunch of dicks around there.

Tom Cruise was so deep in the closet he didn't have room for shirts anymore

Oh, I've still got a few tricks up my sleeve. Technically it's 6000 tricks spread out among 4000 sleeves, so, actually quite a lot.

I don't know about you but I'm scared shirtless.

ten bucks says the red shirt goes first.

The new space invaders game wasnt quite the same after budget cuts

"Our shirts will blot out the sun" "Then we'll fight half naked"

"WW Shirts Vs Skins" started as a basketball game, then became a streetfight, a riot, and a feud. You can see that once war was declared, the skins devastated the shirts population, hanging grisly trophies to warn the survivors.

The upside is that the air smells like "Tide".

Very easy to find the Fabric District in this city.

I, too, was raised in a blue collar neighborhood.

In Islam's notion of bird heaven, all birds get 72 clean shirts to shit on

Yeah, the rent was affordable, but still...kind of a shirty neighborhood.

Where's Waldo's shirt?

You know you're smoking some strong weed when even your shirt gets high.

Sure they are wearing shirts but that does not change the fact that they are giant invisible pantsless freaks

The invasion started innocently enough....

How many shirts does it take to change a light-bulb?

After the tragedy, the neighborhood needed clothesure.

Old Navy has to stop their confusing advertising.

Somewhere in the middle, Waldo hanged himself.

Spiderman often bothered his neighbors with his laundry drying habits...

This happens because you masturbate Timmy!

Best. Foosball Table. Ever.

Well it not exactly raining men but we’re getting close.

A few blocks away, cops have their hands full with public nudity complaints.

Totally fake special effects! I can see the wires!

"I said that we should increase awareness about texting, NOT TEXTILE!"

"Exactly what are we protesting, again?"

So this is where all Matthew McConaughey's shirts went to.

(Pants sold separately.)

Laundry day for a messy eater.

It's easy to spot the shirt that is too embarrassed to be there

The aftermath of a Gallagher show. (Craption that would've worked 20 years ago)

In fear of his return, Mr. Rogers' neighborhood lines up sweaters to keep his ghost at peace.

Neo: I need guns, lot of them...and a nice shirt to match.

Some where is a picture of several topless men. I would have rather looked that at that.

When not fighting crime, Spiderman also runs a men's clothing outlet and prominently displays his products before upcoming sales.

When I was younger, my mum told me never to leave my coat behind when I went out, as 'coats don't grow on trees.' The lying b*tch.

After everyone was done eating their shorts, the shirts didn't have a purpose left to serve

Normally, the sweater is a solitary hunter. But when confronted with prey, some species will swoop down in packs.

Pictured: Street outside OCD treatment facility.

One of the benefits of long legs

Overcoats

I know which shirt belongs to the no-name ensign from Star Trek.

Ned Wilkinson holds the world record for most suit jackets. Ned Wilkinson owns all the second story apartments on West Vine Street. Ned Wilkinson is an arrogant bastard. You do the math.